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Potential employer:  so what's your availabil-
Me:  I AM AVAILABLE ALL THE TIME. ANY DAY. ALL HOURS. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO PLEASE HIRE ME
Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.
"And that’s the thing about people who mean everything they say. They think everyone else does too."
-Khaled Hosseini, The Kite Runner (via teenager90s)
I know this is rude, but I can’t fucking wait for you to get pregnant so I can tell you how bad of a mother you’re going to be. Just like you do to me.
PLEASE.

blushalie:

I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box.

Dear person I hate,

Dear person I like,

Dear ex boyfriend,

Dear ex girlfriend,

Dear ex bestfriend,

Dear bestfriend,

Dear *anyone*,

Dear Santa,

Dear mom,

Dear dad,

Dear future me,

Dear past me,

Dear person I’m jealous of,

Dear person I had a crush on,

Dear girlfriend,

Dear boyfriend,

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